Celebrity Touch
Target: Adele
Why: Because this UK singer and Hefty
Hideway gal is burning up
the charts
Where: London
Hotel West Hollywood
How: I have to credit my faithful travel companion
Elizabeth for this one, as I was not paying attention when Adele’s black
Escalade pulled into the valet line. It
must have been because I was admiring my new Ted
Baker leather coat in the
mirror, which is truly fantastic.
Anyway, as Adele sprung (well, more like kinda flopped) from the car,
Elizabeth slapped me hard across the face, with her good hand, and pointed her
out. I sprung into action, pretending to
walk back into the hotel right in front of her.
As Adele neared the door, I opened it for her, as a gentleman does, touching
her on the shoulder as she walked past (as only a creepy gentleman does). Touch secured!
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